Welcome!
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Pre-Launch Prep | You'll just need to sign this waiver releasing "BBE" from all future costs of counseling, psychological rehabilitation, and shock therapy.
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Stress | Before we get started, thinking about changing careers, maybe moving to another country, and giving up gluten, sugar, and dairy. Just so the pain of the course will be lessened. Go!
Part 1 | Procrastinate
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Fear | If you aim for perfection and fail miserably, changes are good you'll never take another chance. On anything. So don't start just yet, mull it over for a few years first.
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Squirrel! Have you read Susan de Vriend's book "Kill All the Squirrels"? If you're looking for something else to do in order to not actually write, it's a terrible book!
Part 2 | Prose
Part 3 | Polish
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Edit | Are you kidding me? Edit? Even if you managed to get past Procrastination, we'll keep you stuck in the writing phase until your credit card runs out.
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OK, fine. Editing. Slowly read each sentence you wrote and compare your first draft with the bestseller from your favorite author. Use a red pen in the margins.
Part 4 | Publish
Part 5 | Pout
Part 6 | Pulverize
